Habeas Humor

* Romania reclaims its title as the walking undead capital of the world. * Donald Trump to host Saudi Arabian Crown Prince at White House & seek insight on how to disappear bothersome women.  * Donald Trump Junior's marriage has crumbled... if those two kids couldn't make it work, what hope do the rest of us have? * Katy Perry, singer of songs about cavorting while blackout drunk, turns out to not understand consent.  ======================= Learn about becoming a Habeas Humor patron at www.patreon.com/habehumor Make a one-time contribution to Habeas Humor at paypal.me/habehumor Lately we've been gorging on super-sized episodes of Habeas Humor. This week's edition provides a cleanse from all that, a diet episode if you will.  ====================================== Links: Anti-Billy Graham Holiday Petition: https://www.change.org/p/donald-trump-billy-graham-counter-petition-no-holiday Saudi Arabian Twitters: @kingsalman @mbsckaec Crown Prince stories: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/03/15/5940