Portentous Perils In The 23rd Century

In the final episode, Portentous gives her bridal speech, gets us up to date with what her family, friends and enemies are up to, details the slight hitch to her Winterval nuptuals and informs us all of her next adventure. To the future! Have a hip flask.

In this Summer Special, Portentous is home at last. Hear about what she's been up to in Nanoclown Quarantine, her Medieval Type Quest to create a portal home from her time loop prison, and how Happiness accidentally destroyed a skyscraper (albeit just the one).

In this Halloween Special, join Mimi the Orangutan French Maid, Sidekick & Podcaster, as she tells us of the great android detective Lupin Savant's latest case. It all began one afternoon dreary when a raven came tapping, tapping at his chamber door. Featuring Jess Mersky as The Advert.

In this summer special, Portentous is still missing so in the place of her usual column, the paper literally just plays half an hour of adverts. Find out about Barry Island's monkey-proof fencing, Saffron Walden's Vegan Meats, the upcoming Global Election and the fun, fun harmless hobby of gambling. Guest starring Clarissa Maycock, Frog Stone, Gareth Gwynn, Ben Partridge, Nat Metcalfe, Meabh de Brun, Jon Hunter, Jenny Laville & Max Davis

In this Quarantined Special, Portentous documents in her personal journal how she's been spending her time trapped in the time loop in 2216. Mostly, she's been hiding from Senator Cthulu and his plague of Nano Clowns. How is she going to get out of this one? (Probably Science).