How To Win Friends & Influenza

Let's explore the romantic undertones of lithium!

A rant about escaping the hamster wheel of goal-setting. Rely more on your internal scripts.

Your life is basically a line.

You choose the party based on how drunk you want to become, rather than catering your eventual intoxication to the party itself.

Move forward, not backward. Twirling, ever twirling, towards levelling up!

Video games teach you how to win at life, if you're not too busy losing at life from playing them too much.

Perhaps angry birds are productive birds, not just delicious birds.

Is this what people do in their spare time?

Specifically, be more general.

The parable of a parabola.

Let Ben Stiller show you the way not to live.

What doctors do in their spare time.

Your struggles make you who you are, just like every banana has its skin.

A mind can be set for the better.

If you love something, don't set it free.

Until you die, you can always try again.

This is the greatest and best podcast in the world.

Maybe waking up isn't that hard, at least compared to going to jail.

Your circumstances don't stop you from being a magnificent, shining swan.

Your purpose is the atom of your beliefs.