Synopsis
Failed Irish hip hop duo "The Line-Up" document the trials and tribulations of rapping, recording music, playing gigs, and generally acting the maggot in Dublin, Ireland from 2004 to the present day. A tale of friendship and coming-of-age, filled with self-deprecating wit. You haven't heard of them, but you'll be able to relate to their story.
Episodes
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Ep13. You're A Rapper?
16/05/2019 Duration: 59minWhat's this? Episode 13?? You're damn right! Like all of the greats before them, Dr. 2me and Professor T renege on their retirement promises. In this very special episode, the duo interview their friend and former collaborator Deep Reasoning about his career as an Irish rapper. There are many parallels between Deep Reasoning and The Line-Up, but also many differences. Both acts share their insights about their experiences but also veer off on tangents/rants about running, rapping on demand, and offer healthy doses of unsolicited advice. Future podcasting plans are also discussed. Teachers, barmen, bankers, waiters, and full-time player-haters all welcome!
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Ep12. Sepp Blatter
10/05/2019 Duration: 48minIn Episode 12, a season finale of sorts, Dr. 2me and Professor T wrap up the story of The Line-Up, for the time being at least. Professor T reflects on his one and only solo gig to date where he hadn't done his homework and forgot most of the lyrics. Also discussed is the last recorded Line-Up song to date, "Notre Dame", which featured the appearance of a very special guest. Finally, both members of The Line-Up reflect on what their shared creativity has meant to them in their lives. It might be the end of the narrative, but it's not the end of the podcast!
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Ep11. Red Herrings
02/05/2019 Duration: 38minIn Episode 11, Dr. 2me and Professor T discuss their experiences of anxiety and praise, Father Ted, and the complex relationship they have had with their fans over the years. They also discuss their proudest moment, "Father Time", and explore the themes of this song in depth. Finally, they mention their grand return to the stage after many years at their joint 30th birthday party in 2015. As they catch up with the present day, join The Line-Up in their most candid episode to date.
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Ep10. Readily Abundant
25/04/2019 Duration: 01h52sIn 2010, with the world at their feet, what was stopping The Line-Up from making that next, crucial step to musical immortality? In Episode 10, Dr. 2me and Professor T explore the reasons why they never made it and never really tried hard enough to do so. They also discuss their run-ins with the Southampton Police, rounds of Newcastle Brown Ale and Smirnoff Ice, emigrating producers, acne, and unsolicited advice about seizing the day. Enjoy!
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Ep9. My Inaccurate Knowledge Of His Name Led To His Nickname
18/04/2019 Duration: 50minIn Episode 9, Dr. 2me and Professor T document the end of an era and the start of a promising new musical partnership. Travel with them from sunny Dublin 2 to dreary Dublin 3 as they struggle to produce anything of value with Dennis. Hear about Professor T's struggles with his self-confidence as his contributions begin to be phased out. Find out what happened when a new producer with an abundance of beats collaborated with The Line-Up. This is not the end, my friend.
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Ep8. You Can't Kill Someone Who's Already Dead
11/04/2019 Duration: 43minIn this episode, Dr. 2me and Professor T document a period rich in activity. Hear stories about their interactions with Dave McSavage, Sir Scratch, Bigg Steele, and Jeru the Damaja. Find out what happened when Bernie Reeves attempted stand-up comedy. Hear about the famous Eamonn Doran's gig and less famous gigs in Scott's and the Noggin Inn. As the Snakes & Ladders era comes to a close, help The Line-Up bid au revoir to the golden days.
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Ep7. Firecracker
04/04/2019 Duration: 53minIn Episode 7, Dr. 2me and Professor T continue their discussion on the recording of the Snakes & Ladders album. They also take an in-depth look at why and how their relationship with their producer Dennis began to break down, and go deep into the inspiration for the song "Rapper's Plight". All this and more in this bumper-sized episode.
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Ep6. Decision Makers
29/03/2019 Duration: 38minHow many faces has a snake? In Episode 6, Dr. 2me and Professor T pick up where they left off in Episode 3 and continue the discussion on the chronology of The Line-Up. The term "Two Faced Fake Snakes" is explored in depth, leading your two hosts to deal with some home truths.
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Ep5. Some People Celebrate With Their Birthdays
21/03/2019 Duration: 24minIn this special episode, Professor T sits down with legendary broadcaster Sir John O’Grotes to discuss the past, present, and future of The Line-Up. Sir John pulls no punches, making for a fascinating and humorous listen. Dr. 2me, in turn, sits down with journalist and broadcaster Bernie Reeves to talk about how The Line-Up’s song writing has evolved over the years. Reeves is his no-nonsense self here, ensuring a grilling for Dr. 2me.
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Ep4. The Joke Is He's Scottish
15/03/2019 Duration: 35minIn this episode, Dr. 2me and Professor T deviate from the current narrative to give you a blow-by-blow account of their recent gig in The International Bar in Dublin. Go behind the scenes before, during and after this event, which reinvigorated their desire to perform live and put the cool back in cabaret.
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Ep3. Common-goers
07/03/2019 Duration: 36minIn this episode, Doctor 2me and Professor T discuss Teenage Mutant Hero (yes, it was called "Hero" in Ireland) Turtles mythology, recording a track with established hip hop group Short Clan, their first ever live shows in Scott's and Nemo's in Dun Laoghaire, and their relationship with Steven Bonner who appeared on several early Line-Up tracks and who would go on to greater success under the name "Deep Reasoning".
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Ep2. We Be Drinking Booze
07/03/2019 Duration: 38minIn Episode 2, Doctor 2me and Professor T discuss the rise and fall of DJ Mafia, the myriad problems in recording Episode 1, their initial forays into rap battling in fields and at music festivals, and the recording of their first album Cameras, Action, Doom! All this and much more in Episode 2 of 2 Faced Fake Snakes!
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Ep1. Meeting Them on the Bus
06/03/2019 Duration: 37minIn Episode 1, Doctor 2me and Professor T introduce you to The Line-Up and discuss their early beginnings and first flirtations with performing. Topics covered include going to Irish College in secondary school, performing on stage as a duo for the first time, and the concept of "meeting them on the bus". All this and more in the inaugural episode of 2 Faced Fake Snakes!