Romance Out Loud

Is going on vacation just as exciting as it used to be and does being gay make you consider different options? The 82-degree meltdown: A STUPID recommendation from a state governor for saving electricity in the summer sets one of us off.

What a Pride month it has been! Thankfully we're off the target on Target and now laser focused on the blurry future of pride and justice. An orange man has been indicted, a bigoted juice pusher is still around, and popping out like a cuckoo in a clock is none other than someone named OJ. Make of that what you will. Hey, someone who claimed that gays have sex with angels is now gonna have a chat with some of them, but we think he might not find any where he's going. What was that about speaking ill of the dead? Nah, f**k that.  Hey, if you need a break from all the politi-cray-cray, we also talk about some documentaries that show that the battles to keep pride in the Pride movement are not new at all.

What do you say to the parents of an ugly baby? Traveling with groups of people is a lesson in patience and if you don't have it, you can always throw someone overboard. Plus, we've got the best idea for using those new $3500 Apple Vision Pro thingies on your face.

The target on Target stores is a symptom of a larger problem that surges during Pride month. Is social media part of it? We also lost Tina Turner recently. There will never be another but do we still 'need another hero'?

Continuing the conversation about the first time at a gay bar. Ah, youth! Do not breach the New York City protection bubble! How Judy Garland's death, the Stonewall riots and Dallas tittie bars were all part of the gay lifestyle we know today. Oh and how can you talk about Judy without mentioning what happened to the ruby slippers?

If your birthday falls on a leap year, are you really younger than the rest? Lee sees dead people but can't tell if they're gay. When did others know you were gay before you did?

Well it's all about mothers, until it's not ... because underwear takes the spotlight! Which do you prefer to wear, or stare at? And which ones would you advise a good friend to, ummmm NOT WEAR? 

We lost Jerry Springer but the legacy lives on: We still do shitty things to each other but now we do it online instead of on a talk show. Hats off to Jerry, who unknowingly gave us a TV version of what Twitter would become. Also, if you had a governor vs. mouse on your court room bingo card this year, you win! We say that if you're going that hard against our LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters, you'd better check your own closest first. Our bet's on the mouse.

Dance like your life depended on it? That's for the birds. What movies really messed with your mind and made you feel dumb? Did drive-ins ever show dirty movies? Bonus points if you ever went to one! 

It's not quite 'Ten Things I Hate About You' but there definitely was a bit of a confessional set up on this show. Also, what movie would you not want to watch alone? What farts can tell about your relationships. Plus, we finally reveal our Oscar predictions. Oh, really? How long ago?

Chadrick interviews sex therapist Darrin Pfannenstiel, LPC Associate #89866 (supervised by Mark Cagle, LPC Supervisor #71799). That's all the legal stuff we need to post but he's is more easily known as Darrin "Steel." Yes, he sounds like a porn star, but he's much more than that! Enjoy the friendly banter and insight into the role people see a sex therapist playing in their lives.

Chadrick interviews DR Mann Hanson about his Dallas-based Cinéwilde series which bills itself as "Texas's only monthly LGBTQ Film Series at the Texas Theatre in Oak Cliff with sensation..." What sensation? Listen to find out!

And the ban played on ... Well it turns out that the great state of Hypocrissee is getting larger by the day with another politician secretly gawking at the gay internet world they purport to despise. Tennessee joines the BANNED wagon of states pulling back the clock on societal progress while secretly pulling something else when no one's looking. How do we make such a serious topic funny? With curse words, of course. Enjoy!

Do you enjoy air travel? Well, up yours! The boys chat about traveling by air and dealing with all the crazy that happens at 35,000 feet. But we do have an important question if you're from Tennessee: Would you rather have a transgender pilot ... or a narcoleptic one? Your choice, bitches!

A $400 photo op? Might as well cop a feel for that price. With permission, of course! But was Aquaman really stoned? Also, the royals get an eviction notice and someone's already moving in!

It's National [insert something here] day! We vote for underwear. Heckling at the movies and who's a worse singer than Pierce Brosnan? Ask the hecklers! So, honestly, what WOULD you tell your younger self? Bet it won't be clean!

From Hallmark type movies to wooden dildoes from the before times, the boys talk up a storm about  things that bring tears to your eyes but also make you go "whaaaaa?" ... What's the wierdest place YOU'VE masturbated or seen someone do it? Find out in this episode.

Let's talk favorite TV shows "of the day" and because of that, we need to ask: are there any young'ns around who could help bring some modern day perspective on what it is we're f*king talking about? Like, what are your favorite movies and why? We have some of our own, and they helped shape our lives, but we don't even know what you watch these days and if so, if it even matters to you! Tell us at 214-471-5432. Also, when you're made fun of on South Park, you have arrived. Seriously. Just enjoy it. Right, Megan and Harry? The jury might still be out on murdering gingers, but we know that "duty" is not a dirty word! It just sounds very brown.

Chadrick is on the road ... or is it on the run? He's finally left Dallas for good and calls in on his long journey to Portland, Oregon. He's seeing lots of things along the way and eating really "healthy" treats as he chats with Lee and Mike about his journey. Oh, and we take a poor stab at predicting Oscar winners in what has to be the absolute worst reasoning behind our picks!

The boys stir up a hilarious talk about future plans for banked sperm, exposing more than just your nipples and when the best time to tell a lie is. Yep, once again we talk about Tom Cruise's "short"comings (we kid, of course), wanting and not wanting kids and taking a high paying job to be a a flight attendant on a corporate jet. At our age? Well, if Netflix is paying ...