Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- Back at it 2- Cops Gone Wild 3- Its my airport gun 4- Sarah Sarah 5- Family values at 1.7 million 6- Oh, that Wu Tang Clan 7- Caitlyn, so... 8- LeBron, you da man.

1- America the Big 2 - America the Beautiful 3- Jesus, Porn and Western Boots

1- Welcome to Waco guns, bikes, beer, boobs. What could go wrong?2- Here’s an idea Texas: legalize more guns. That’ll stop the shooting3- Privatize, uh, NO4- How much is that presidency in the window?5- Thanks Clippers...it was fun

1- B’More careful...Slow Motion Riot2- Black woman and their hair take charge3- Justice for sale4- Texas, yep, still crazy5- Bachman, yep, still crazier6- Fight of the century. Well, its early the century7- A-rod still smiling8- Go Clippers

1- Black Lives Matter?2- I’m sensing a pattern here?3- Fight the power to I can’t breathe4- Hey Dems, let's support a candidate that runs5- Stand with Rand Paul, bring your skates6- From his team to our Games7- Thanks Canada

1- Broken hoof2- Welcome to school...we hate you3- You're innocent at last4- We hate gays but we love money just like Jesus5- Ted Cruz for ahhh forget it6- Go Cats, Go for the money

1- Where are the good guys?2- 2015 meet 19653- God's health care plan4- Bracket$$$

1- Live from St. Thomas2- God don't want no married gays gettin' health insurance3- War on terror on a budget4- I ran for president. Please buy my book5- Emails? What emails?6- Hold please7- No credit, bad credit, no problem

1- He doesn’t lead cuz we won’t follow2- The people? HA3- My activist judge is better than your activist judge4- A genuine caper5- Beagle wins, PETA loses6- Free Range Kids

1- Goodbye Mr. Stewart2- I misremembered lying3- Dr’s, Twitter, Same thing4- Saintly Sinners5- Kanye Kanye Kanye6- That’s my beer7- Capt Obvious strikes again8- BBW

Barry got his SWAG back

1- France fights back with the sword and the pen2- Politicians blaming each other what country is this3- Magical senate works pretty fast4- Spend more get less: that's the democrat's way5- Congressional diversity in 19226- Free college? Not while there are prisons7- Texas is shaky

1- Happy New Year2- Angry New Congress3- Slow Down Officers4- How Bout Dem Cowboys5- New Year, Old Resolution6- Sarah’s Still Here7- Goodbye Stuart Scott

1- Cheney loves torture2- Everyone knew about enhanced interrogation except the head of interrogation3- Speaking of Interrogation, we won't be seeing it4- US and Cuba get along better than Barack Obama and congress5- I’ll take cars for 1000 a month Alex6- Vote for me at blowme.org7- Open carry, open fire8- Surgeon general is hired9- Uber in Uber trouble

1- Sadly here we go again now its Eric Garner2- Jon Stewart couldn’t make a joke Rand Paul was a joke3- Imagine if he’d been white4- Who’s afraid of a large black man? Apparently Charles you are...5- Athletes can protest, I mean, they’re large black men6- Criming While White7- What MLK really did8- True Hero cops are overshadowed by the cowards but they do exist9- Let's stop this, I want to be funny again

1- Nothing changes if nothing changes and nothing has changed2- Happy Thanksgiving Don’t get trampled

1- Cosby...I can’t call it2- Two realities, one country3- What if we tax the guns4- My religion doesn’t affect you until it does5- You’re an immigrant. My grandfather was an immigrant but I forget that6- Lets get this war on Christmas started early, like Black Friday sales7- Liberal quarantine? Yes, please, we all have ebola stay away from us and our money

1- Merry Christmas GOP the Dems have decided to give you the Senate2- Haitian immigrant is ok but that Kenyan Immigrant is still a problem3- We promise not to shut down government like last time we shut down government4- Don’t worry, we’re still crazy5- I just hooked up with a hot cheerleader, what do you mean illegal?

1- Thou shalt not support a democrat2- Hey Bear, put the donut down3- Capt obvious has spoken4- The polls say we can make more money from a playoff5- Do Not Sit Here6- Bash brother shoots self7- No more Honey Boo Boo chile, hope for us all

1- I’m still with you brother2- Doing nothing is too activist3- Jesus is asking religion to leave him alone4- I heard it on TMZ5- Go Royals