Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- Repubs don't want to debate abortion, gay marriage or contraception. You now, their core issues2- God's giving out pink slips3- FOX News intolerance of Muslims matches Muslims intolerance of Americans4- Black pastor says Obama's a gay Kenyan; FOX News confused5- Forbes says "Even better than Reagan"6- Ebola, Ebola and more Ebola7- NFL players agree to wear pink ties to court when charged with domestic violence8- Hussain Abdullah penalized for praying, just like Tebow9- Jeter was amazing last of a dying breed. Walk off hit at Yankee Stadium and final hit against Boston. Now he's free to take your lady. Thanks Cap!

1- NFL is a mess that needs a leader2- Budweiser is going gangster, Tony Soprano would be proud3- ESPN fumbles again and again and again4- Drug tests, suspensions, suspensions of drug tests5- I’m watching Chess6- Republicans say drug test non users7- Get your MRAP here kids8- Scene from movie Crash becomes real life in my hometown9- Smell your cabbie, no really g’head , smell him

1- ESPN scooped by TMZ is BS2- My NBA owner is more racist than yours3- Sometimes you just need a punch in the mouth4- Lowlife bullies meet big time internet5- iPhone 6...can Siri step up?

1- A plan for Isis2- Look out Governor.3- Bachman was right. We're in trouble now4- Twisted logic of hate.5- Wanna see me naked?6- Footballs back. Call a lawyer7- Joan Rivers RIP

1- They're police, not soldiers - drive a van2- John Crawford was openly carrying a toy gun3- ENOUGH, STOP SHOOTING4- Thats expensive tea5- Left and right agree that they don't like public integrity investigations6- You're not paranoid when they are corrupt7- I made 142 million, for nothing8- Ice bucket challenged9- Michael Sam sacks Johnny Football; so do the Browns10- Suge Knight shot as the 90’s attempt revenge

1- Summer break from school shootings to shoot black kids2- Robin Williams is gone3- Let's not do stupid shit4- 2 weeks of not clearing brush5- Welcome gov and the Klan6- Do dogs read Craigslist?7- We’re sick but we hate healthcare8- We got robbed in a sketchy neighborhood9- College payers will get paid10- Welcome to Sturgis I was wrong

1- I've been insulted by Rickles....comedy careers complete2- Sarah Palin TV, cheaper than your porn site3- Constitution smonstitution, I’m Rand Paul4- Right of the right5- Obama vs Israel6- Canadian Sopranos meet Maury Povich7- Rob Ford might be the smart one in family8- Sexy teacher teaches boys sex9- Sterling's out but we’re stuck with Stephen A10- Thor’s a woman Capt America’s black The Tea Partys mad

1- Schools out No Shootings2- What a pretty convict you have3- Ann Coulter hates soccer so it must be good4- Tea party Vs Tea Party decided by black people? Only in America5- Dick Cheney vs EVERYBODY6- What the founding fathers meant was, read and think for yourselves

1- Lookin for good news, found shootings2- Seattle, Oregon, Vegas...I can't keep up3- They’re not school shootings, they’re shootings that took place at a school4- Shootings and racism are like hot dogs and apple pie5- Obama palling around with terrorists again6- Long beard, you must be terrorist, or Duck hunter7- New bible endorsed by same Jesus that brought you guns8- Obama multitasking started Iraq war while engineering economic collapse9- C’mon Eric Cantor let's vote down Obamacare one last time10- Congrats San Antonio11- Congrats LA Kings12- World Cup, it’s the greatest game blah blah blah13- Whooping Cough is here....take that Bird Flu

1- I’m not psychic2- Cowards, featuring Joe The Plumber3- #yesallwomen because we men need to know4- I brought my gun to a restaurant5- Fewer guns vs more racism, only in America6- Australia did it7- Goodbye Maya Angelou we love you, we miss you and we need you

1- We register cars, don't we?2- Hello police? There's an armed militia next door3- Insane, meet more insane4- Race has nothing, I mean everything to do with it5- A word from an expert6- Guns as free speech7- Your argument could kill me

1- Donald Sterling's racist rant cost him the Clippers2- Adam Silver don’t play3- Gold-digger’s gotta dig4- Cliven who?5- Sarah’s crazy Supreme court is dangerous6- A living wage might cost you your other job, dinosaurs wore saddles and other repub myths7- Sorry PJ maybe Tesla will make a chainsaw

1- Women aim too low2- Patriotic domestic terror3- Designed to be unintelligent4- Planned Grand Parenthood5- Laws are sexy

1- Stabbing is better than shooting2- Repubs appeal to racists? Say it ain’t so3- Poor people better learn to buy drugs on lower minimum wage4- 3 reasons I like republicans

1- Supreme Court finally allows rich some representation2- Something to buy with 100 million3- I vote against me4- Guns don't kill people, oh wait, they do5- Get your bear suit6- Coaches rich. Players nothing

1- Was that Black White or Green2- Bullets are bad for you3- Gay Bullies4- Slavery, the good kind5- Dr. Ben6- Black Twitter & Tweets

1- Airline bill of rights? You have the right to pay2- Can I see your X-rays?3- Arizona is Western Mississippi4- Religion's coming to an end and boy is Jesus happy

1- Murder unsuccessful but attempted murder went great2- Standing your ground depends on what color is standing3- God's law? Which ones4- Guys they've f**ked, no! They're not politicians5- Knocked her out, in a straight manly way6- LoLo is so slow7- Met a senator and lived to tell about it8- Buy 'Merican

1- Michael Sam is gay but it’s the NFL execs that are punks2- Hey Michael, please assault someone to prove you belong3- Media accuses media of media circus during media circus4- MSNBC, stop it5- Repubs can't create laws while busy creating fake websites6- Hello Florida, living to grow up is a basic human right, stand on that

1- What would MLK think today2- He’d think Palin was funny too3- Chris Christie or Chris Soprano4- Rodman goes to rehab5- NSA rules are a secret6- Superbowl is set7- Men like breasts, bet you didn’t know that8- Michelle Obama is 50