Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

1- Talibama Abortion2- Pro Life? No, Pro Money.3- Your flight's delayed by a murderer4- We’re under attack by us5- Space Force6- Terror plot in comedy7- Real superiors prosecute scumbags8- Don't buy ‘Merican in ‘Merica

1- School shooting heroes saw we need them2- World Cup goes to Socks3- White house champions, and I mean WHITE.4- Tiger Tiger Tiger5- Hardly Davidson6- Billion dollar bum7- Commander in Cheat

1- Biden without Obama?2- First Power the Policy3- Disney CEO is richer than Iron Man4- Hire your own lawyer5- I didn’t know breaking the law was illegal6- Wait, the law applies to me too? But I was just being racist.7- Move the campus? No move your ass.8- W.W.A. Women Whipping Ass9- "Jesus socks! Get your Jesus socks here!"

1– If I keep lying, the only truth is I’m lying.2– Don’t like lies? Well, we’ve got hypocrisy.3– Candace says Hitler wasn’t bad, at home4– Different color, same hypocrisy5– Kudos to the Champions6– 2 Arkansas men should be in Florida

1– Forget Mueller, Get elected2– J.G. Wentworth, get your money now3– A.O.C. and the science of a takedown4– Jussie, W.T.F.?!5– Tournament Time6– Let's play nice

1- I paid my money and my kids goin'.2- When you’re an idiot, everything is complicated.3- I can see the prices going up.4- It doesn’t take a resolution to know it's wrong.5- Man up, like ballplayers do.6- Ignore the barrier, feed the cat.

1- Glad he didn’t know my secrets2- No f**ks given3- Black friend for hire4- Guarantee your loss to AOC5- Kid sex: Sadly, it' a thing.6- DO NOT order the salsa extra spicy

1– Jussie Smollett: ASSHOLE2– State of Emergency over at the buffet3– They were right. There was voter fraud.4– Zion, Hope You're okay. College sports isn’t.5– White is not a race.6– Remember Black Panther

1– Dry Land2– State of the Union3– She Clapped back4– Fundamentally Broken5– Tough Choices6– Guess I’ll take old racism over new racism7– Let America Be America Again

1- Shut up, Shutdown2- It's just a Friday3- The real evil4- MAGA hoods5- White terrorist6- Don’t mess with the AOC7- Brady Brady, it's always Brady

1- New Mac, old problems2- It's raining3- Trump, Pelosi. Pelosi, Trump.4- Single issue luxury5- Rolls Royce luxury6- Thank you, Ms. Cortez.7- Thank you, government workers.8- 27 lbs. of mac and cheese... Only in ‘merica.9- The best a man can get?10- I’m gonna name my podcast after Obama too

1- Comics on Comics2- Tiffany can bomb.3- Louis can try jokes.4- Burr is not racist.5- Trump is racist.6- Let's open the government, then judge jokes.7- New laws?

1 - Buy the Wall, Buy the Wall2 - Tucker advertisers not dirty3 - Hate is a real consequence4 - Mar A Lago is a mar a dump5 - Banking While Black6 - $7 is charity, right?7 - Toys for kids is real charity8 - What they think of us9 - RIP and thank you, Ms. Marshall

1- Didn’t make Top 102- Carnegie Hell No3- Wanted: Ambassador to UN. No experience necessary.4- Wanted: White House Chief of Staff. No experience necessary.5- Biblical lies to political lies, we’re moving forward.6- Walgreens bad, CVS good7- The charge is MURDER.8- Influencers influenced by lack of intelligence9- Don’t know the hustle10- Unless you can warm up, Chicago, I quit.11- Lebron is LeGood

1– No news is good news. There’s just no good news.2– Good guy with gun is black guy with gun is dead3– Racism still works in Mississippi.4– The art of the deal closed the plant.5– Tears over tear gas6– Sinclair propaganda7– Terrorist or mentally ill? I dunno, what color is he?8– Fed Ex: We also deliver ass-whoopins.

1- Not even fire can make him human.2- My own private fireman.3- Well I tried to vote...4- Shoot first, ask questions never.5- What, no coffee? Shoot.6- What was she wearing?7- She wore a hoodie.8- Thank you, Stan Lee.

1- The Blue Wave2- I love the women3- Governors, Gays, and Goodbye, Evil4- White men are still angry5- Thank you, Ms. Biles.

1- Shout out to the funny2- The right to life isn't yours.3- You might not vote in Georgia if...4- Bombed5- Her true color is black-face.6- We've reached a new low.7- Buy yourself a town

1- Op-Ed is an old school tweet2- Tell Melania that Kanye wrote "Gold Digger"3– Babysitting while black4– Guilty. It's about time. Guilty.5– "Help, Siri, It’s a cop."6– Hurricane Michael was not caused by gays7– Extreme your selfie8– Two contractors walked into a bar

1– Rich, white, male, privilege2- Kanye: crazy, black, male privilege3– Different kind of crazy4– Baseball. Thank God, there’s baseball.