My Mum Has Seen A Movie

This week mum has seen comeback kid Brendan Fraser in The Whale ("He usually plays a dopey bastard"). She also reviews M. Night Shyamalan's mystery flick Knock at the Cabin, starring "Dave Barista" ("It should have starred Daniel Craig").

This week mum has seen Steven Spielberg's autobiographical coming-of-age drama The Fabelmans ("Have you run out of stories now?"). She also reviews Cate Blanchett in Tár ("I can't tell you what this film was about").

This week it's our 300th episode! Mum reviews another one of those "love letter to cinema" flicks, Babylon ("This is what I call a mega-movie"). She also reviews Spanish drama Piggy ("It's a foreign film").

This week mum has seen Till, about Mamie Till-Bradley's fight for justice for her murdered son, Emmett ("Absolutely brilliant"). She also reviews techno-horror M3GAN ("I found it funny").

This week mum has seen Olivia Colman is Sam Mendes' Empire of Light, the first of several "love letters to cinema" that she will be compelled to watch in the next few weeks ("It's a bit mixed up"). She also reviews James Cameron's xenomorph-blasting super-sequel from 1986, Aliens ("It was alright until the girl showed up").

This week mum has seen one of the famous Toms in comedy-drama A Man Called Otto ("He's a grumpy old fart, like me"). She has also seen Ridley Scott's Alien for the first time ("Pop goes the weasel").

This week it's a bleak special. Mum has seen Whitney Houston biopic I Wanna Dance with Somebody ("It's just so freaking sad"). She also reviews Britflick Aftersun ("It's so lovely, but sad too"), and spoils Austrian historial drama Corsage ("It was funny and a little bit distressing").

This week mum has seen belated sequel Avatar: The Way of Water ("It was about three hours of my life where I sat back and did nothing") and Noah Baumbach's White Noise starring Greta Gerwig and Adam Driver ("You just want to give him a shake, really").

This week mum has seen Spirited, a musical adaptation of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, starring Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell ("Ryan Reynolds has got quite a good singing voice, and so has the other dickhead"). She also reviews Christmas comedy actioner Violent Night ("Father Christmas is quite a good looking dude"), and grandma chats about festive favourite It's a Wonderful Life.

This week it's a four-film extravaganza! Mum reviews She Said, in which journalists played by Carey Mulligan and Zoe Kazan investigate Harvey Weinstein's abuses. She's also seen Matilda the Musical, James Gray's Armageddon Time, and Ruben Östlund's Palme d'Or winning Triangle of Sadness.

This week we watch a load of bleak movies about murder, war, and abortion. Mum reviews The Good Nurse, starring Eddie Redmayne and Jessica Chastain; Great War flick All Quiet on the Western Front; and Elizabeth Banks and Sigourney Weaver in Call Jane.

This week mum has seen haute cuisine horror The Menu, starring Ralph Fiennes, Anya Taylor-Joy, and the boy from About a Boy. She also reviews psychological thriller The Watcher, starring nobody.

This week mum has seen Black Panther: Wakanda Forever ("It did seem to go on for a frigging long time") and a remake of Akira Kurosawa's Ikiru, Living ("If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't miss it").

This week mum has seen Florence Pugh in historical drama The Wonder, about a girl who lives on manna from heaven ("It's a bit hard to swallow, literally"). She also reviews romcom Bros ("It's a nice little love story, whoop-de-do").

This week reviews The Rock in Black Adam. She has also seen comedy drama The Banshees of Inisherin and, on the recommendation of a listener, horror movie Barbarian.

This week mum has seen David O. Russell's IMDB-rollcall Amsterdam. She also reviews Emily Brontë biopic Emily ("She got TB and kharked it").

This week mum has attended the UK PREMIERE of comedy-whodunnit Glass Onion, starring her best mate Daniel Craig ("I can't spoil it because Netflix know my address"). She also reviews seasonal retread Halloween Ends because it's October and Jamie Lee Curtis needs to pay her heating bills.

This week mum has seen feel-good flick Mrs Harris Goes to Paris ("It's sentimental shite, but a good story"). She also reviews comedy-drama The Lost King ("I loved it on EVERY LEVEL").

This week mum has seen David Bowie documentary Moonage Daydream ("I enjoyed the beginning"). She also reviews Smile ("It's supposed to be a horror film").