Probing Ancient Aliens

Teotihuacan - ancient city, ancient space port...or both? Or is it...an ancient power plant to power UFOs? What’s all the liquid mercury doing under Teotihuacan - and how did the ancient Aztecs handle this powerful - but poisonous substance - without advanced equipment to shield themselves from its toxicity? Were the ancient Aztec gods misunderstood extraterrestrials who genetically created the ancient race after the Great Flood in seven caverns underground? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into City of the Gods!

Are science, archaeology, and Egyptology too dogmatic to actually accomplish the goals for which they exist? Do mainstream scientists need to have a more open mind to potential facts that can be found in myths and legends? Just how old is humanity: tens of thousands of years...or hundreds of millions of years? Are the Paracus elongated skulls proof that ancient aliens hybridized themselves with primitive cultures millenia ago? Is being an “art collector” inherently creepy AF? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into The Science Wars!!!

Was the Pharaoh’s curse actually put into place by ancient Extraterrestrials who wanted to protect the alien origins of the monotheistic pharaoh: Akhnaten? Was the Ark of the Covenant actually found in King Tut’s tomb and stolen by the Knights Templar? Was Akhnaten’s brother, Tutmose, actually the biblical figure, Moses, who fled Egypt under a new name to spread his brother’s monotheistic view of the world, therefore creating Judaism? Is Ramy Ramony the hottest archaeologist to ever actually exist, which, of course, excludes the ever-hunky Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooobe into The Pharaoh’s Curse!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Keen is the world’s largest online network of spiritual advisors, providing quality love and relationship advice, psychic advice, and tarot readings since 1999. This episode is really about the core question that started it all with Von Daniken's Ancient Astronaut Theory - how did ancient cultures build such sophisticated - and heavy AF - megalithic structures, sometimes in EXCEEDINGLY inconvenient places all over the world...or more aptly: all over the World Grid?! How did the blocks get there, how do they fit so tight a piece of paper can't get through, and are they gigantic rock antennas and anti-grav gas stations for ancient aliens to fill up their craft? We don't know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think the do! Let's proooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Architects!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Is the mysterious Rudloe Manor actually the “Area 51” of Britain? Is Rudloe Manor hiding crashed UFOs in it’s 2.2 million square foot underground tunnel system without the public’s knowledge? Is the Royal British Air Force reverse engineering alien technology right under the noses of the people in County Wiltshire? Is a road trip movie starring Nick Pope and Giorgio Tsoukalos FAR overdue?! We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Mystery of Rudloe Manor!

We've got an awesome new sponsor - Keen! Get your first 10-minute reading for only $1.99 with Keen: http://trykeen.com/ancientaliens Keen is the world’s largest online network of spiritual advisors, providing quality love and relationship advice, psychic advice, and tarot readings since 1999. Super heavy (metallic) balls from the sky in Vietnam? The Betz Sphere? The Wedge of Aiud? King Tut’s Dagger? Orichalcum from ancient Sicicly? Ancient metal alloys before the metallurgic knowledge to create them supposedly existed? Were all of these (and more!) actually forged by the gods...AKA ancient extraterrestrials? Were the Greek gods and other divine beings actually dropping technological hints for primitive cultures to get a secret lil’ head start on making the stuff that makes us...us? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into Forged by the Gods!

Joey had a family emergency this week which prevented recording a normal episode, so enjoy one of March's previously exclusive Patreon ep (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) of Probing Deeper: a Live Commentary episode (patreon.com/probingancientaliens) of David Wilcock and Corey Goode's February appearance on The Jenny McCarthy Show. It's about as meandering and narcissistic as you've come to expect from ol' Five Heads at Freddy's, himself...and Jenny is...a really, really bad radio host; and coming from us - that's saying something!

When, why and who started searching for UFOs in the late 1940’s? Was Roswell really the first reported UFO sighting? How did UFO hunting mega-organization, MUFON, actually come into being? Did aliens manipulate humanity to start the hunt for extraterrestrial life after World War II? If so...whyyyyyyy? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Alien Hunters - the Ancient Aliens Season 12 premiere episode!

What is the true nature of the Hindu god, Shiva? Is Shiva an actual physical being with all the magical bells and windows that the Vedic texts describe him as...or is he the representation of Atomic Energy incarnate? Is the sacred Mount Kilash actually a pyramid shrine to Shiva...or a radioactive dump site for extraterrestrials merely posing as Shiva? Do the highly worshipped Shiva Lingam symbols around the Asian world represent a mere phallic symbol...or the ancient atomic power plants that Shiva built along the rivers, streams and ocean coasts aeons ago? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into the Ancient Aliens Season 11 finale: Shiva the Destroyer!

Are alien abductions real? What really happens to the unfortunate (or perhaps fortunate?) and unwilling participants in this worldwide phenomena of galactic kidnapping? Some report being submitted to horrifying medical experiments, while others find the experience quite pleasant and educational - returning with sometimes vast amounts of advanced, otherworldly knowledge that could have only entered their mind from another, more advanced entity. Aren’t all abductees technically “returned” to their own lives afterward, making an entire episode of Ancient Aliens expounding on the subject highly redundant? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooooooobe into The Returned!

(Originally loaded to our Patrons at Patreon.com/probingancientaliens in Feb 2020) Get ready to have your minds...and maybe a little somethin' else....BLOWN with our almost 2.5 hour Review Discussion of YouTube / Amazon's HELLIER Season 1 and 2! Steve just finished (hehe) and I've been DRIPPING with anticipation to really get into the meat of this tasty paranormal docu-series with him that brings the viewer along for a highly intimate ghost / conspiracy / alien / mothman / HIGH STRANGENESS / synchronicity filled journey that's like nothing we've ever seen before. We probe deep into what worked, what didn't, and what funny idiosyncrasies the people on the show displayed while they talked so that we can, as always, do imitations of them as we discuss the labyrinthine twists and turns that Greg Newkirk, Dana Newkirk, Connor Randall, and Karl Pfeiffer take while on the trail of creepy goblins in rural Kentucky...and beyond.

Did the vast government UFO cover-up really start and stop with the infamous Roswell, New Mexico crash of 1947? Did other countries around the world follow the same secrecy protocols...or did they invent them first? Are there other Area 51 and S4-adjacent sites across the globe that were created during the 1940’s due to World War II and the advent of the first Earth based nuclear power in the United States? Does all the world’s technology actually tie back to the recovered Roswell flying saucer debris? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooobe into Beyond Roswell!

After the fall of the USSR and Gorbachev’s reign as it’s final president, thousands and thousands of previously classified KGB files were released to the public...many of them containing proof of UFO sightings, interactions and events by Russian politicos, cosmonauts, military officials, and civilians. The philosophy of Cosmology never really died since being outlawed by Lenin in 1917, and despite the USSR’s almost 80 years of secrecy, the extraterrestrials just kept on hangin’ with our friends to the east. Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe that the corroboration of decades of official Russian documents could be the “smoking Kalashnikov” that PROVES the ancient alien hypothesis to be true. Do Steve and Joey believe so, too? Let’s proooooooooooooooooooooobe into Russia’s Secret Files!

Regular listeners might know that we're big fans of the paranormal investigation series Hellier and it's cast: Greg Newkirk, Dana Newkirk, Karl Pfeiffer, Tyler Strand and Connor J. Randall - the latter of which invented an enhanced - and more "scientific" - SB7 Spirit Box method that is 'double blind': one person wears a blindfold and sound cancelling headphones, and another person asks the entities (inter-dimensional beings, aliens, spirits, etc.) so that the double blind person can't "be in on it" with the questioner. We did our first sesh together on Twitch (video still available at Twitch.tv/probingancientaliens) the other night for Closet Knowledge, and some pretty shocking shit happens that we didn't expect at all. Let us know your thoughts on this - it's slow, but builds.

Is the Earth’s moon actually a hollowed out space station? Is it not only a space station...but an actual spacecraft piloted by extraterrestrials who are using it as a monitoring station for humanity? Did the Apollo 11 astronauts see more during their moon landing than NASA and the government allows them to speak publicly about? Is NASA hiding thousands of pictures providing proof of artificial structures dotting the moon’s surface - be it obelisks, pyramids, or entrances to underground space stations? Is “Amulet Assertion” going to replace William Henry’s current nickname of “Medallion Man?” Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooooobe into Space Station Moon!

Are human beings and all of our hominid ancestors simply the products of a grand extraterrestrial experiment? If this is true...what is the ultimate goal of alien / human hybridization? Is it a nefarious form of control placed upon us by cold, villainous masters; or are our ET “gods” simply trying to help us grow and be more like them? Are extinct hominids like Neanderthal, the Hobbits of Florins Island, or the Siberian Denisovans get forcefully eradicated by our alien overlords, or did the more prevalent Home Sapiens simply absorb them through interbreeding? How do giants fit into all of this? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooooooooobe into The Prototypes!

Does the Chinese government secretly hold proof that extraterrestrial intelligences have visited - and reside - on Earth? Is the Chinese government hiding the fact that hundreds of pyramids are hiding in plain sight, completely redefining our understanding of Chinese culture? Are literally all historical sites being utilized by aliens as underground / underwater bases of operation? We don’t know, but our plucky Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooooooooooobe into The Hidden Empire....y’know...China.

Are there 9 mysterious alien entities that rule our universe? Are these 9 deities, first contacted by D.B. Vinod and Andrija Puharich, actually the same gods as Atum of Egypt, the council of 9 Olympians from ancient Greece, and the 9 emperor gods from ancient China? Is the Black Knight Satellite actually a 13,000 year old alien device that’s been gathering information on humanity since modern culture sprouted out of the Younger Dryas period at the end of the ice age? Does this episode have really ANYTHING to do with anything other than trying to tie Star Trek into Puharich’s parapsychological studies for the US government in the 50’s? We don’t know, but our Ancient Astronaut Theorists sure think they do! Let’s proooooooooooobe into The Mysterious Nine!

G’day and bonzer and all that sheet, mate! It’s toim to buggah down with this crocodile dundee-tastic episode of your FY-vrit shoi about Ancient Astronaut Theory! Steve and Joey were just as surprised as you just were reading the first sentence of this paragraph that this episode is 100% Australian...all the time. Do the aboriginal peoples of Australia actually hold the record for the oldest continuous culture in the world...and therefore the earliest humans to interact with ancient aliens? Are the Rainbow Serpent, Bayama, and other sky beings that aborigines classically worshipped simply misunderstood star-beings that came to the Outback from another world through stargates? Did ancient Egyptians visit Australia in the ancient past, shipwrecked, stranded and prone to carving hieroglyphics onto Aussie walls? What does any of this have to do with ancient aliens other than like two examples of deities? Steve and Joey don’t know, but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooob

The Cosmic Egg is seen in religions, mythic artwork, stone carvings and buried in the ground since time immemorial. This divine symbol of birth and rebirth has permeated our minds so much so that it’s depictions are more numerous than even the Christian cross or the Jewish star of David - so the question is...why? How did ancient man seem to understand that this singular point of all life, matter, and consciousness exploded the universe into existence - aka the modern day “big bang” theory? Were they told by extraterrestrials? Is this knowledge encoded into DNA by our ancient alien creators? How do egg shaped UFO’s fit into the universal shape that is the Egg? We don’t know - but our plucky ancient astronaut theorists sure think they do! Let’s prooooooooooobe into Decoding the Cosmic Egg!