Premature Evaluators

Hey…. There isn’t much here in the way of descriptions. But the podcast kinda speaks for itself. Like…. for an hour it does.

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    Join Mal, Eli, and Avery on an adventure of two movies that need some love. Trailers below:   DEEPWATER HORIZON MASTERMINDS

Click below to watch the trailers as we review them! Well… not like, as we review them. Maybe pause and then go watch and then unpause. Be sensible yo.     BLAIR WITCH MAGNIFICENT SEVEN  

Well hello there adored listeners! We know that sometimes we may come off as a bit sarcastic in our terms of endearment for our loyal listeners. That’s just who we are — or at least, how we talk. But rest assured! We absolutely love and appreciate you all! (Yes, even Chad.) This episode is all … Continue reading S2:E21 Listener Appreciation Hour →

This whole podcast is a sausage party, you say? Mmm… maybe. But we are reviewing the movie. Also, Hell or High Water. Or Hell Sausage. Whatever. This is a great episode. For real. It’s going down for real.

We’re back bitches! I mean… loyal listeners, we have returned! I mean…. just enjoy. We love you.

Did you say you wanted some good ole fashioned remakes?!?! No? Well have them anyway. Remakes has pretty much been a constant theme here at Premature Evaluators. But it’s not our fault. For every two original movies that we get to review we are presented with 3.2 million remakes. Which kind of dilutes the pool … Continue reading S2:E16 At the Speed of Plot: Star Trek Beyond | Ghostbusters →

July Releases We’re back and we got some explaining to do… I mean, not really. Thank you guys for sticking through the chaotic free-for-all that was Episode 14. We’re back in the studio and not in Avery’s kitchen — so that’s an improvement.

This very special Anniversary Edition recording was made with all of the love and joy that could be mustered in the Premature Evaluators universe! So no, it’s not cinematic or podcasting gold… but it’s good. Or pretty good. Or adequate. But definitely worth listening to. Maybe.

Today we review X-Men Apocalypse and talk a lot about reviewing Captain America: Civil War. Also, it’s the episode that Mal absolutely had the most fun on. Hands down, one of the most fun episodes every. Also…. if you’ve ever wondered who writes these descriptions — it’s probably obvious that it isn’t Mal.

We’ve dedicated this episode to a review of Captain America 3: Civil War.

So the title…. yea… you just gotta listen. Thanks.

We revisit some of our past segments via fan request. Yea, it’s true. Like, literally fans asked us for these. For real. Really.

Talk about a ranting episode…. There’s more passive aggressive anger in this episode than there was “uncles” at yo mama’s house! No, really, this is a great episode. Warning though, this is the last of the two episodes to suffer from a volume issue. The volume on this one is lower than usual but definitely … Continue reading S2E7 Sloppy Seconds: Criminal | Green Room →

Episode 6 features so much sexy scary content that you might need to change you undergarments more than a few times and for new, entirely different reasons. Please excuse some of the buzzing and crackling through the first 15 minutes. We have a new setup in the studio and are working out some of the … Continue reading S2:E6 Extra Sexy, Scary Episode: Before I Wake | Jungle Book →

School break is over and you can’t live at your mom’s anymore. It’s time to move out and become a man. Or a woman, if you’re a girl. Or a woman if you’ve just been trapped in that body, we don’t judge. We’ve all been there… Young and jobless and stupid and having a sexual … Continue reading S2:E5 Millennial PSA: Get a Job | Backtrack →