Synopsis
Wastelands and Wyverns is a 5th edition real play dungeons and dragons podcast that takes place in a world destroyed by a magical cataclysm centuries ago. We have a rogue that turns into santa, an albino ranger, a bald elf bard, a hormonal sorcerer, and a barbarian who is pretty sure they're all idiots. Listen as they try to survive in a ravaged world. Spoiler : It does not go well
Episodes
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31 - Small Talk
18/08/2017 Duration: 01h07minAfter completely abandoning Zuni to fend for himself against the vampires the crew returns to Longmont in the morning. When they find Zuni he isn't quite himself. Get ready for a lot of awkward conversations and the most anticlimatic goodbye to a beloved friend. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Alistane Corvin (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they wander a magic filled wasteland with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Wastelandsandwyverns.tumblr.com Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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30 - The Hunter and the Prey
22/07/2017 Duration: 01h18minZuni and Kringe take on the challenge of finding and defeating the King of Crabs, meanwhile Maeprys should probably make preparations for the performance tonight. Will she though? Probably not. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Alistane Corvin (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they wander a magic filled wasteland with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Wastelandsandwyverns.tumblr.com Twitter.com/wandwpodcast "Achaidh Cheide" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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29 - Selling Ourselves
10/06/2017 Duration: 01h08minHave you ever heard of musical group The Fire in the Sky Band of Merry Gentlemen and Lady. Neither has any of Longmont until the group arrives in town. Things get off to a rocky start right away, but Kringe's silver tongue might be able to save us. Oh and Maeprys keeps having this strange dreams... Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Alistane Corvin (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they wander a magic filled wasteland with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. Dream music by Peder B. Helland You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Wastelandsandwyverns.tumblr.com Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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28 - Boating On
19/05/2017 Duration: 01h26sThe group makes it to Alistane and Crew's ship and decide they should probably start setting sail at some point. Most of the group realizes that they know nothing about boats and Maeprys is as salty as the sea air (or the bag Walker always carried around.) Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Alistane Corvin (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are wander a magic filled wasteland with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Wastelandsandwyverns.tumblr.com Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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27 - Raven's Feast
05/05/2017 Duration: 01h48minWe mourn our losses, spite the traitor, and decide to move on after remembering there is a horde of of orcs that aren't that far from us. The group comes across a group of people who could use their help, but honestly when are they ever all that helpful? Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last known bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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26 - Ash and Snow
31/03/2017 Duration: 01h13minLast we left our little group...well things aren't exactly looking good for Tre. Does Jessaadi have a reason for her actions, or was there a traitor among us all along? Also why does Serenity keep looking up? Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last known bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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25 - Blood on the Snow
10/03/2017 Duration: 59minEverything considered, things are starting to look like we might have found a little nook of safety. Sure two of us were turned in plants...but hey look at all this food! Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last known bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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24 - Combat Wombats
24/02/2017 Duration: 01h30minWell that didn't go well at all. You can blame Kringe for all of it. Our group find themselves cast out into the cold night among the mountains, some of them are missing a few parts. As they fly off looking for refuge little do they know that soon they will all learn a bit more about themselves. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last known bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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23- Windshadow Tower
30/12/2016 Duration: 01h43minThe group is invited inside of the mysterious mage tower. We talk to it's current resident, the orc wizard Krahg, and all learn a little bit more about ourselves. While the rest of the group is taking this oppurtunity to learn as much as they can, Kringe other plans.... Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last known bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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22 - Fog Fingers
17/12/2016 Duration: 01h13minThe group emerge from Moundtown only to find an eerily thick fog, so thick it forces them to change their travel plans. Bobert also reveals a hidden secret about Kringe that changes the way the group views him forever. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last known bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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21 - Magic Mud
21/10/2016 Duration: 01h24minSee! Even a hurricane can't completely stop us. Only drastically delay us. Regardless our group of wanderers have mostly escaped from the hive and make their way back to Moundtown to drop off the survivors we rescued...and maybe get Kringe's hand fixed. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last known bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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20 - Fly You Fools
23/09/2016 Duration: 01h47minWe have Walker back and we defeated the "Surgeon", we even rescued a few survivors. Things are looking up for our group all things considered! Nevermind, look at all this nightmarish stuff just around the corner. Will all of us make it out of the hive? Probably not. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last known bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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19 - Nightmare Fuel
08/07/2016 Duration: 01h02min*Editor's note - Haley's audacity crashed right as we finished this episode so she lost all of her audio. So there are some parts where we had to use our backup and the quality isn't all that great. So sorry about that. I promise you she feels really terrible about it. What in the world have we gotten ourselves into? As we explore the hive more we finally find Walker and some other horrible things. What has happened to him? Why is he in that thing? Why are there more? Oh by pelor's grace what the shit is that? Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last known bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages!
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18 - The Battle Above the Ravine
04/07/2016 Duration: 01h26minMaybe the group should cut their losses and give up on finding Walker. It would certainly save them the trouble of fighting crab-like monstrosities. On the bright side, Serenity has proven to be a great asset; especially when it comes to epic Kaiju battles. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last known bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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17 - Finding Serenity
17/06/2016 Duration: 57minAfter our minor little mishap in Moundtown we begin our search for Maeprys, Walker, Serenity, and maybe even those other people we promised to help. We find a few clues that might end up with the group having even more questions. One day though we'll meet a halfing and not immediately shout "UNDERTUMBLE!" Today is not that day though. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last known bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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16 - The Curse of *insert Disney copywrite*
10/06/2016 Duration: 01h47minOh hey, the party is split. Wonderful. While most adventuring parties try to find their missing companions quickly our group isn't exactly a normal adventuring party. Instead we go back in time to our first night in Moundtown. Hold on tight because this one is a wild ride. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last know bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages!
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15 - Moundtown
03/06/2016 Duration: 01h33minIt was pretty touch and go for a while but most of us made it out of the Orc encampment...plus we're on a wyvern now. We recount our losses, those of our friends and supplies, as we fly north. The group comes across something sticking out of the ground that's a bit unusual though. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last know bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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14 - You Can't Take The Sky From Me
27/05/2016 Duration: 01h58minAfter our last episode that was full of bad to worse decisions...this one has some solid mediocre decisions. However for our group the time at the orc camp must come to an end one way or another. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra) Tre (Matt Haley), and Maeprys (Haley Zimmer) as they are exiled from the last know bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcas
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13 - The Not So Great Escape
20/05/2016 Duration: 01h25minThings got real last episode. With one less party member we come face to face with the grim reality of our situation. How will the gang get themselves out of this one? Honestly they don't have any solid ideas. We're just throwing stuff at the walls and seeing what sticks at this point. Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Maeprys (Haley Zimmer), Tre (Matt Haley), and Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra), as they are exiled from the last know bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebook.com/wastelandsandwyverns Twitter.com/wandwpodcast
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12 - Freedom Came A Week Early
13/05/2016 Duration: 01h41minHey! We're not dead! So sorry for that accidental hiatus. Sometimes life throws weird things at you and podcasting has to take a back seat. It doesn't help when an episode is originally littered with technical issues. The audio quality is this one is a little lower because of some missing tracks from some of our players, so what you're going to hear is our backup "master" track. Last we left off our group of adventurers were being carried off towards an orc raider encampment...that can't be good.... Our survival in the wastelands continues with; Walker Erdekligne (Graham Vaughn), Nikolai "Kringe" Hellborn (Jordan Thompson), Maeprys (Haley Zimmer), Tre (Matt Haley), and Zunizara Darkeyes (Randy Guerra), as they are exiled from the last know bastion of civilization with our DM (Matt Hladik.) If you're enjoying the show then you should leave us a review on iTunes or whatever podcasting service you use! It really helps people discover the show. You can check us out on our shiny social media pages! Facebo